The Wonderous Time Cube

Time Cube is sooooo last week, as you are so well assured. Not to mention I did a blog about Time Cube on a different site nearly two years ago. So it may seem like an odd topic to return to, but I am attempting to relocate all my opinions to one unique location, therefore I shall debunk it yet again.

Gene Ray at one point was offering $10,000 to anyone capable of disproving Time Cube. It seemed like an easy job and I was fairly confident that I had disproved it. However, his his ideas are so unorganized and his theories so vague that disproving Time Cube ranks right up there with disproving the idea that there is a small green giraffe behind me that disappears every time I turn around. The check must be lost in the mail. However, my time is limited, so let me begin.

First off, most of you have stumbled across Time Cube at one point. I'll try and explain it best I can. Gene Ray's two cents on the theory of everything is that time is cubic. What he is referring to as 'cubic' still evades me. He explains that for every one day on earth, there are actually 4 simultaneous days. He never really goes into too much detail. Let us try and dissect parts of his site for a second.

He begins by stating that a single day is not possible. Everything in existence is composed of opposites. He explains that you, as a human, were created by opposites (your mother and father). Everything alive was also created by opposites. How could an existence that thrives on opposites exist when time itself is so singular? We operate ONE day at a time, with a theory we are created by a single God. God himself cannot exist because he is singular and singular entities cannot create. Creation depends on opposites therefore time and all existence must as well.

If we were to stop here, you may be stroking your chin and nodding your head, thinking there may be something to what he's saying. It's his broken grammar and changing font sizes that make you think he is a crazy loon. Not to mention that he declares himself the wisest human alive and those who don't agree with his viewpoints should be killed. Respectable men in the scientific community don't declare themselves omniscient and declare war on the entire religious and scientific world. Then he goes on:

"WARNING TO EDUCATED STUPID, Black Skin equates imprisonment, white race had nothing to do making negros black. Even a worst imprisonment exists when the whites are under Dark rule, who seek revenge for false slavory. Hell, I am as much a economic slave as any black.Not one black in America wears a shackle that prevents them from returning to their African culture. White people are not obligated to nurture the black race - when actually dark and light should exist on opposite corners of Earth as depicted by midday and midnight. The white race is actually stupid to give welfare and integrate with the Black Race, who in time will slaughter them. The white race has done more to support the Black Race around the World than even the
Black Race itself. In America, Blacks have welfare, in Africa they have AIDS. Play the colors dealt, some have to the Cops and the others the robbers, next life it will be reversed. Hell could be the living in Black skin, but for whites living under Black rule could be a harsher hell."

Dr. Gene Ray
Wisest Human Alive

At this point my jaw was dropping to the floor. Did the wisest human alive just play the race card? Did the wisest human alive declare cutting off support for blacks, because they are inferior? Did the wisest human alive just claim blacks deserve to be on the opposite end of the world, on a 'different day', for they will one day exterminate the white race?

The wisest human alive is a moron.

And he goes on.

"I know for a fact that 4 simultaneous 24 hour Days exist within a single rotation of Earth. Midday is a light race Day. Sundown is an Asian race Day. Midnight is a Black Race Day and Sunup is an Indian Race Day. Erroneous 1 Day 1 God crap has corrupted human Cubic intelligence. Genesis 1:5 "first Day"is an evil Lie - contradicting the whole damn bible sh-it. Bible and stupid academic ONEness ignores and obstructs Cubic Creation Intelligence. Black people should create a "White Race Appreciation Day"for all they have sacrificed to help the Black. Compare the American Black economics to the African Black environment where Whites can't own land or vote.

Warning to Obama, I believe that your black/white equality posture will lead your people to a racial war - destroying both races and America. Another warning you have no inkling about and never taught. The Sun has ruled over the Light on Earth for eons and might just fight back with another "Big Bang Catastrope"if Dark rules over the light from the highest office on Earth. You are giving hope to your people that is impossible for them to achieve and maintain. If you incite your people to revolt and the signs are already there, whites around the World will slaughter their blacks, and the rest will be returned to African Hell. After you fight the whites, the Blacks will have the masses of China upon them. Resign now Obama, avoid the carnage you encourage. Note the Bald Eagle with its white head brain with its powerful Black body No Dark shall rule over the light on Earth. Resign now before you incite hell on Earth for both Dark and Light races. Don't forget your dark rule over light on Earth will most likely incite the Sun to fight back.

Dr. Gene Ray, Born Cubic & The Wisest Human"

First off, he still won't explain WHY there are four simultaneous days for every 24 hours. He'll tell THAT they exist, but never WHY. That's what I really want to know. You tell me time is cubic, and that there four days for every one day we experience, but you offer no proof for why this is happening, or how.

Bringing race into the topic seems odd in the first place. Time and existence were here long before humanity (and Earth for that matter). How colors of people's skin directly correlates to anything seems ridiculous. You say that white people live in the 'mid-day' section, black people in the 'mid-night' section and Asians and Indians for your sun-ups and sun-downs.

First of all, how do you know 'where' each 'when' is? You state how white people are so much better than black people because white people are in the mid-day section and light prevails over dark and whatnot. Guess what, asshole? The sun shines on Africa the same amount it does on America. How do we know Africa isn't the in the mid-day? Because their skin is dark, therefore they must represent darkness and light is better than dark so white people are better than black people? And white people aren't even from America! They come from Europe! If you want the black people to go to Africa, then white people should go back to Europe and every race should go back to their country of origin.

And your theory explains the existence of four races, but how about the rest? What about Native Americans, Hispanics, Inuits, Pacific Islanders? What day do they get? Your theory says nothing about race. Race has nothing to do with the theory of time and space, so go be a racist douche somewhere else.

He goes on more about how Obama will spark a race war and destroy everything.

Then some more stuff about how your queer God is evil...singularity...death to ignorant fools. Yeah. He likes that term 'queer god'. And some stuff about HIV and AIDS. To be honest, he just says the same thing over and over. Though one part did scare me.

"Ignoring 4 Corner Earth Days will Destroy Evil Humanity. I am organizing Children to join 'Cubic Army of 4 Days' to convert Evil 1 Day Adults to 4 Day mentality existence, to serve perpetual humanity."

Oh Jesus, are you starting a cult? Please, you can ramble as much as you want on your website. If you're going to start brainwashing children, you should be stopped. You're starting to sound like Hitler.

And the wisest human alive has some odd grammar. Educated stupid, am I? And, of course, some other highlights:

"You SnotBrains will know hell for ignoring TimeCube. I do not promote or suggest anyone killing you, but you are unfit to live on Earth. "

SnotBrains? Are we in the second grade? And you may not have directly said for anyone to kill me, but you damn well implied I should be. Death to those who disagree with your methods? That's another one of those Hitler-y things.

Now he brings out the diagrams, which are pictures of cubes, or Earth with a cube around it, or spinning squares or whatnot. Big shiny scientific things that look important but really explain nothing. I was skimming this part mostly because he just kept repeating himself. He just keeps saying 'queer Jew God' and 'educated stupid'.

But the big thing against him is that I have no idea what he is talking about. The $10,000 or $1,000 he offers can never be achieved because nobody can disprove the idea of some weird cubic time thingy. He never even tells you what it is, other than the whole 'four days for every one Earth day' thing. He never explains why that is or what it means. He just says it exists and that we are stupid for not mindlessly following him.

And while his theory of opposites may indeed help to disprove God (or at least a singular God), it does nothing for time. A day already has opposites. While one half of the Earth is dark the other is light. Seems pretty opposity to me. The cubic Earth thing wasn't needed.

Time isn't even cubic anyway! Time isn't even divided into units! Time is a continuous uninterrupted stream. We divide it into units for convenience. A day is how long it takes the Earth to spin around. It is not the basis of time itself. Earth is not the center of time and existence. 24 hours has no other meaning other than that. Other planets in other solar systems in other galaxies have days which are different lengths. Does each one of these planets have a separate system of time? How about time on moons? Time in empty space? How about time on the sun? It's apparently the source of this whole split time thingy, so if I go to the sun, what happens? Does time go by four times faster? Do we only experience a fourth of a day? Do black people turn into white people?

Time Cube is wrong, Earth is not the center of time or the universe, and Time Cube along with Gene Ray, is full of shit.